Post by Ms. Kathy on Jun 22, 2004 5:53:19 GMT -6
My nephews love this one!
The pilot of an airplane announces its inevitable crash. There are not enough parachutes and he suggests the 5 passengers quickly discuss and select whom they think should survive with the use of the parachutes.
Passenger One says: "I am Dr. Phil. People need me. I have to survive in order to help people solve their problems. I must take one of those parachutes." There is a little grumbling but the others agree that is an important service. So they let Dr. Phil have a parachute and Geronimo! Dr. Phil is gone.
Passenger Two says: "I'm Brittney Spears. I'm the most popular entertainer. I need to survive for my fans." The other grumble. Two of the three people left don't even know who she is but they think her reasoning sounds good. Before they can think about it too hard, Brittney pulls a .22 out of her hip-huggers. "Gimme that parachute!" Geronimo! Brittney's gone with one of the parachutes.
The three left are Colin Powell a little school girl and GW Bush.
GW quickly says: "I'm gonna have to pull rank here. I'm obviously the most important person here. I am the leader of the largest most powerful country in the free world. People look to me to free them. I'm obviously the most intelligent or the Amer'can people would not have elected me. Nobody voted for you to be president Collin and little girl, why, you're just a little girl! We don't even need to discuss this. I outrank you both in position and intelligence."
And with that he took a parachute and Geronimo! GW was gone.
Colin Powell turned to the little girl. "You have more of your life ahead of you. I insist you take the last parachute, little girl."
"Don't worry, Mr. Powell, said the little girl. "We both have parachutes. Mr. Most-Intelligent-Leader-of-the-free-World just snatched my bookbag!"
The pilot of an airplane announces its inevitable crash. There are not enough parachutes and he suggests the 5 passengers quickly discuss and select whom they think should survive with the use of the parachutes.
Passenger One says: "I am Dr. Phil. People need me. I have to survive in order to help people solve their problems. I must take one of those parachutes." There is a little grumbling but the others agree that is an important service. So they let Dr. Phil have a parachute and Geronimo! Dr. Phil is gone.
Passenger Two says: "I'm Brittney Spears. I'm the most popular entertainer. I need to survive for my fans." The other grumble. Two of the three people left don't even know who she is but they think her reasoning sounds good. Before they can think about it too hard, Brittney pulls a .22 out of her hip-huggers. "Gimme that parachute!" Geronimo! Brittney's gone with one of the parachutes.
The three left are Colin Powell a little school girl and GW Bush.
GW quickly says: "I'm gonna have to pull rank here. I'm obviously the most important person here. I am the leader of the largest most powerful country in the free world. People look to me to free them. I'm obviously the most intelligent or the Amer'can people would not have elected me. Nobody voted for you to be president Collin and little girl, why, you're just a little girl! We don't even need to discuss this. I outrank you both in position and intelligence."
And with that he took a parachute and Geronimo! GW was gone.
Colin Powell turned to the little girl. "You have more of your life ahead of you. I insist you take the last parachute, little girl."
"Don't worry, Mr. Powell, said the little girl. "We both have parachutes. Mr. Most-Intelligent-Leader-of-the-free-World just snatched my bookbag!"