Post by Ms. Kathy on Jun 10, 2004 8:26:56 GMT -6
[You can "boo-hiss" if you want to. These come from a 10-year-old whose going on 25] ;D
What kind of money do yetis use?
Iced lolly.
What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with big pockets.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti!
When should you feed yetis milk to a baby?
When it's a baby yeti.
Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite.
Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high?
Hardly - he can only just clear his throat!
What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself.
What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room.
Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.
Why shouldn't you dance with a yeti?
Because if it trod on you you might get flat feet.
What do you call a yeti in a phone box?
Stuck.
How did the yeti feel when he had flu?
Abominable.
What do yetis eat on top of Everest?
High Tea.
What kind of man doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
An Abominable Snowman.
Why was the Abominable Snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
What do Abominable Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Where do Abominable Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
What did one Abominable Snowman say to the other?
I'm afraid I just don't believe in people.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favorite book?
War and Frozen Peas.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Abominable Snowman?
A jumbo yeti.
Why did the Abominable Snowman send his father to Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop.
How does a yeti get to work?
By icicle.
Did you hear the joke about the fierce yeti?
It'll make you roar.
What steps should you take if you see a dangerous yeti on your travels?
Very large ones.
Where do you find wild yetis?
It depends where you left them.
What does a yeti eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.
;D